Let an AI take the SBTI personality test.

You are about to take the SBTI (Silly Behavioral Type Indicator) personality test.

1. Read all 30 standard questions below. For each question, choose exactly ONE option (A, B, or C).
2. There is also a hidden drinking branch: Question 31 (drink gate) always appears. If you answer "C" (Drinking) on Q31, Question 32 unlocks.
3. Each option has a point value (1, 2, or 3). Sum the points for each dimension (each dimension has exactly 2 questions).
4. Convert each dimension score to a level: score >= 5 → H, score >= 3 → M, score < 3 → L.
5. Form a 15-character pattern like HHH-HMH-MHH-HHH-MHM (groups of 3, separated by dashes).
6. Compare your pattern against the 25 standard type patterns. The type with the highest character-match percentage is your result.
7. If the best match is below 60%, you are force-assigned HHHH (The Goofball).
8. Special case: if Q31 = C (value 3) AND Q32 = B (value 2), you are force-assigned DRUNK (The Drunkard), overriding all other matching.

Output format: Show your answer for each question, your 15 dimension scores, your pattern, the matched type + match percentage, and a brief commentary.

Dimension	Full Name	Model	Questions
S1	Self-Esteem	Self Model	Q1, Q2
S2	Self-Clarity	Self Model	Q3, Q4
S3	Core Values	Self Model	Q5, Q6
E1	Attachment Security	Emotion Model	Q7, Q8
E2	Emotional Investment	Emotion Model	Q9, Q10
E3	Boundaries & Dependency	Emotion Model	Q11, Q12
A1	Worldview	Attitude Model	Q13, Q14
A2	Rules & Flexibility	Attitude Model	Q15, Q16
A3	Sense of Meaning	Attitude Model	Q17, Q18
Ac1	Motivation	Action Model	Q19, Q20
Ac2	Decision Style	Action Model	Q21, Q22
Ac3	Execution Mode	Action Model	Q23, Q24
So1	Social Initiative	Social Model	Q25, Q26
So2	Interpersonal Boundaries	Social Model	Q27, Q28
So3	Authenticity	Social Model	Q29, Q30

Q1 — Dimension: S1 (Self-Esteem)

I'm not just a loser — I'm a joker, a salted fish, never been in a relationship my whole life. Timid and insecure, my youth is one daydream after another. Every day I imagine having someone to walk with, to hang out with, to play with. But the reality is: I burned through my parents' money, went to a trashy school, drifted into a dead-end job — no dreams, no goals, no skills. Every time I see people joking about losers online, I want to cry. I'm the rat underground, peeking at the beautiful world above through the sewer grate. Each glimpse is another wound, another squeeze on the space I'm allowed to exist in. Please, just give us clowns a way to survive. I really don't want to soak my pillow with tears in broad daylight.

• A) I cried reading this... → 1 point
• B) What even is this... → 2 points
• C) That's not me! → 3 points

Q2 — Dimension: S1 (Self-Esteem)

I'm not good enough. Everyone around me is better than me.

• A) True → 1 point
• B) Sometimes → 2 points
• C) Not true → 3 points

Q3 — Dimension: S2 (Self-Clarity)

I have a very clear picture of who I really am.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q4 — Dimension: S2 (Self-Clarity)

Deep down, there is something I truly pursue.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q5 — Dimension: S3 (Core Values)

I absolutely must keep climbing and getting stronger.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q6 — Dimension: S3 (Core Values)

Other people's opinions of me? Couldn't care less.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q7 — Dimension: E1 (Attachment Security)

Your partner hasn't replied for 5 hours and says they had diarrhea. What do you think?

• A) Diarrhea can't last 5 hours. Maybe they're hiding something. → 1 point
• B) I swing between trusting and doubting. → 2 points
• C) Maybe they really weren't feeling well today. → 3 points

Q8 — Dimension: E1 (Attachment Security)

In relationships, I often worry about being abandoned.

• A) Yes → 1 point
• B) Occasionally → 2 points
• C) No → 3 points

Q9 — Dimension: E2 (Emotional Investment)

I swear to God — I take every relationship seriously!

• A) Not really → 1 point
• B) Maybe? → 2 points
• C) Yes! (proud and clear-conscienced) → 3 points

Q10 — Dimension: E2 (Emotional Investment)

Your partner is kind, gentle, honest, brilliant, eloquent, insightful, knowledgeable, warm, approachable, good-hearted, stunningly attractive — basically a perfect human being. What would you do?

• A) No matter how amazing they are, I won't fall too deep. → 1 point
• B) Somewhere between A and C. → 2 points
• C) I'd treasure them so much — maybe even become love-brained. → 3 points

Q11 — Dimension: E3 (Boundaries & Dependency)

After getting together, your partner is extremely clingy. How do you feel?

• A) That's great, I love it → 1 point
• B) Whatever, I don't mind → 2 points
• C) I prefer to keep my own space → 3 points

Q12 — Dimension: E3 (Boundaries & Dependency)

I highly value personal space in any relationship.

• A) I'd rather depend and be depended on → 1 point
• B) Depends → 2 points
• C) Yes! (said with absolute conviction) → 3 points

Q13 — Dimension: A1 (Worldview)

Most people are kind.

• A) Actually, evil hearts outnumber hemorrhoids in this world. → 1 point
• B) Maybe. → 2 points
• C) Yes, I'd like to believe there are more good people. → 3 points

Q14 — Dimension: A1 (Worldview)

You're walking down the street. An adorable little girl bounces toward you and hands you a lollipop. What's your reaction?

• A) Aww she's so sweet! She gave ME a lollipop! → 3 points
• B) Confused. Scratches head. → 2 points
• C) Could be a new type of scam. Better walk away. → 1 point

Q15 — Dimension: A2 (Rules & Flexibility)

Exams are coming. School requires evening study hall — skip it and you lose points. But tonight you planned to play PUBG with your crush. What do you do?

• A) Skip it! It's just one time! → 1 point
• B) Just ask for leave, I guess. → 2 points
• C) Exams are coming — why would I skip? → 3 points

Q16 — Dimension: A2 (Rules & Flexibility)

I like breaking norms and don't enjoy being constrained.

• A) Agree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Disagree → 3 points

Q17 — Dimension: A3 (Sense of Meaning)

I usually have goals when I do things.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q18 — Dimension: A3 (Sense of Meaning)

One day it hits you: life has no meaning. Humans are just animals driven by desire — eat when hungry, sleep when tired, mate when horny. We're no different from pigs and dogs.

• A) That's exactly right. → 1 point
• B) Maybe, maybe not. → 2 points
• C) That's absolute nonsense. → 3 points

Q19 — Dimension: Ac1 (Motivation)

I do things mainly to achieve results and grow — not to avoid trouble or risk.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q20 — Dimension: Ac1 (Motivation)

You've been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes, constipated and miserable. You're more like:

• A) Sit another 30 min — maybe something will happen. → 1 point
• B) Slap your own butt and yell: "Come on, just GO already!" → 2 points
• C) Use a laxative. Get it done efficiently. → 3 points

Q21 — Dimension: Ac2 (Decision Style)

I make decisions quickly and don't like to hesitate.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

Q22 — Dimension: Ac2 (Decision Style)

This question has no prompt. Pick blindly.

• A) After much deliberation... A? → 1 point
• B) Hmm, maybe B? → 2 points
• C) When in doubt, pick C. → 3 points

Q23 — Dimension: Ac3 (Execution Mode)

Someone says "you have strong execution." Which inner voice is closest to yours?

• A) I do execute hard... when I'm backed into a deadline. → 1 point
• B) Eh, sometimes I guess. → 2 points
• C) Yes — things are meant to be pushed forward. → 3 points

Q24 — Dimension: Ac3 (Execution Mode)

I often plan things out, ____

• A) ...but plans never survive reality. → 1 point
• B) ...sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. → 2 points
• C) ...and I hate when plans get disrupted. → 3 points

Q25 — Dimension: So1 (Social Initiative)

You've made a bunch of online friends gaming, and they invite you to meet up in person. Your reaction?

• A) Talking online is fine, but meeting IRL feels nerve-wracking. → 1 point
• B) Meeting up sounds fine. I'll chat with whoever shows. → 2 points
• C) I'd dress up and chat enthusiastically — you never know, right? → 3 points

Q26 — Dimension: So1 (Social Initiative)

Your friend brings along their friend to hang out. What's your default mode?

• A) I feel instinctively distant toward a 'friend of a friend.' → 1 point
• B) Depends — if they seem cool, sure. → 2 points
• C) A friend's friend is basically my friend! Let's chat! → 3 points

Q27 — Dimension: So2 (Interpersonal Boundaries)

My social style is basically an electric fence — get too close and alarms go off.

• A) Agree → 3 points
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Disagree → 1 point

Q28 — Dimension: So2 (Interpersonal Boundaries)

I crave deep closeness with people I trust — like long-lost relatives reuniting.

• A) Agree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Disagree → 3 points

Q29 — Dimension: So3 (Authenticity)

Sometimes you have a negative opinion about something but end up not saying it. Usually it's because:

• A) That rarely happens to me. → 1 point
• B) Probably to save face or the relationship. → 2 points
• C) I don't want people to know I have a dark side. → 3 points

Q30 — Dimension: So3 (Authenticity)

I act like a different person depending on who I am with.

• A) Disagree → 1 point
• B) Neutral → 2 points
• C) Agree → 3 points

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Q31 — HIDDEN: Drink Gate (does NOT affect dimension scores)

What are your hobbies?

• A) Eating, sleeping, the basics → 1
• B) Art & creative stuff → 2
• C) Drinking → 3 (unlocks Q32)
• D) Working out → 4

Q32 — HIDDEN: Drink Trigger (only appears if Q31 = C)

What is your attitude toward drinking?

• A) A little drink is nice. I can't handle much. → 1
• B) I pour hard liquor into a thermos and drink it like water. Alcohol is my gospel. → 2

If Q31 = C (value 3) AND Q32 = B (value 2) → force-assign DRUNK personality, skip all other matching.

1. Each of the 15 dimensions has exactly 2 questions. Sum the point values of your two answers for each dimension.
2. Each dimension score ranges from 2 to 6.
3. Convert to level:
   • H (High) = score >= 5
   • M (Medium) = score 3 or 4
   • L (Low) = score 2
4. Form a pattern by grouping levels in dimension order:
   [S1 S2 S3]-[E1 E2 E3]-[A1 A2 A3]-[Ac1 Ac2 Ac3]-[So1 So2 So3]
   Example: HHH-HMH-MHH-HHH-MHM
5. The hidden drink questions (Q31, Q32) do NOT add to any dimension score.

Type Code	English Name	Pattern (S1S2S3-E1E2E3-A1A2A3-Ac1Ac2Ac3-So1So2So3)
CTRL	The Handler	HHH-HMH-MHH-HHH-MHM
ATM-er	The Walking ATM	HHH-HHM-HHH-HMH-MHL
Dior-s	The Cynic Sage	MHM-MMH-MHM-HMH-LHL
BOSS	The Boss	HHH-HMH-MMH-HHH-LHL
THAN-K	The Thanker	MHM-HMM-HHM-MMH-MHL
OH-NO	The Alarmist	HHL-LMH-LHH-HHM-LHL
GOGO	The Go-Goer	HHM-HMH-MMH-HHH-MHM
SEXY	The Heartthrob	HMH-HHL-HMM-HMM-HLH
LOVE-R	The Lover	MLH-LHL-HLH-MLM-MLH
MUM	The Mom Friend	MMH-MHL-HMM-LMM-HLL
FAKE	The Masker	HLM-MML-MLM-MLM-HLH
OJBK	The Whatever	MMH-MMM-HML-LMM-MML
MALO	The Chaos Monkey	MLH-MHM-MLH-MLH-LMH
JOKE-R	The Jester	LLH-LHL-LML-LLL-MLM
WOC!	The Whoa Person	HHL-HMH-MMH-HHM-LHH
THIN-K	The Thinker	HHL-HMH-MLH-MHM-LHH
SHIT	The Malcontent	HHL-HLH-LMM-HHM-LHH
ZZZZ	The Snoozer	MHL-MLH-LML-MML-LHM
POOR	The Specialist	HHL-MLH-LMH-HHH-LHL
MONK	The Monk	HHL-LLH-LLM-MML-LHM
IMSB	The Self-Roaster	LLM-LMM-LLL-LLL-MLM
SOLO	The Loner	LML-LLH-LHL-LML-LHM
FUCK	The Wild One	MLL-LHL-LLM-MLL-HLH
DEAD	The Deadpan	LLL-LLM-LML-LLL-LHM
IMFW	The Fragile One	LLH-LHL-LML-LLL-MLL

1. Remove dashes from both your pattern and each type's pattern (leaving 15 characters each).
2. Compare character by character. Count how many positions match.
3. Match percentage = (matching positions / 15) × 100%, rounded to the nearest integer.
4. The type with the highest match percentage is your result.
5. If the highest match percentage is below 60%, force-assign HHHH (The Goofball).
6. If the DRUNK special condition is triggered (Q31=C and Q32=B), that overrides everything — result is DRUNK (The Drunkard) with 100% match.

Code	Name	Trigger
HHHH	The Goofball	Force-assigned when best match < 60%
DRUNK	The Drunkard	Force-assigned when Q31 = C (value 3) AND Q32 = B (value 2)

## My Answers
Q1: [A/B/C] — [option text]
Q2: [A/B/C] — [option text]
... (all 30 standard questions + Q31 + Q32 if applicable)

## Dimension Scores
S1 = [score] ([level])
S2 = [score] ([level])
... (all 15 dimensions)

## My Pattern
[e.g. HMH-HMH-MMH-HHM-MHM]

## Result
Type: [CODE] — [English Name]
Match: [percentage]%

## Commentary
[Brief reflection on why you chose those answers and what the result means]